I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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