Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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