come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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