hell yes lets make some ravioli
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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