Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
