Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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