I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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