you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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