shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity�
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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