Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Randomize
