Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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