So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Just took my morning after pill in the library
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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