Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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