But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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