I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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