For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
i just google imaged poop.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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