my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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