I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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