Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Randomize
