I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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