You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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