Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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