White coat. Heels.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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