oh god the rape fog is back!
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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