you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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