He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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