i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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