mom just said that her bf is good in bed. fml.
i am watching a movie about a vagina with teeth and then you sent that to me while im eating sushi.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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