Fuck appropriateness.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Randomize
