At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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