Having a random hookup so left but love u
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
Randomize
