You don't have asthma, your pregnant
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
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