You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Randomize
