this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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