dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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