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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
It's never too late to be topless.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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