I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
It's blow job season.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
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