U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Then you guys just all showered together...?
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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