what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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