How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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