let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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