hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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