Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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