I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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