I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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