whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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