I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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