NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Its about making memories worth repressing
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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