question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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