I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
My dick has a subreddit
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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